“GEESH. You can’t bring a dog in, without a quarantine.”
Bringing Pets and Wildlife into the United States
Licensing and Health Requirements
Visitors frequently inquire about traveling with their pets to the United States. All such
importations are subject to health, quarantine, agriculture, wildlife, and customs requirements
and prohibitions. Pets, except for pet birds, taken out of the United States and returned are
subject to the same requirements as those entering for the first time. Returning U.S. origin pet
birds are subject to different import restrictions
than pet birds of non-U.S. origin entering the
United States. For more information on importing pet birds into the United States, see the section ...
http://www.cbp.gov/sites/default/files/documents/pets_3.pdf
Heh.