A kingdom, if you can keep it.
Fine with me. Give this leftist, socialist paradise back to whoever wants it. Good riddance!
Obama, who loves it there, can be the first restoration king of the islands with a faggy lei for a crown and an overripe pineapple for an orb.
He can be King Barackamehamehahaha, and his wife can be Queen Michellilihuokalanidavis clad in a royal grass skirt...and they can live in a little grass shack in Kealakekukukuua where the humuhumunukonukuapuaas go swimming by.
Aloha!
Leni