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To: Slings and Arrows
My ex-mother-in-law never liked me, but she wasn't so bad I wanted to shoot her. That's a lie, but I believe in self-restraint.
10 posted on 07/07/2014 1:21:42 PM PDT by SeaHawkFan
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To: SeaHawkFan
There are a great many people whom I despise, and somehow I've managed to not shoot any of them. Maybe my guns are defective.*

[*Were defective. Before they were all lost in that tragic boating accident, of course.]

15 posted on 07/07/2014 2:00:13 PM PDT by Slings and Arrows (You can't have Ingsoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
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