[Lurkina.n.Learnin]

Hot stock tip/ SARCASM

Cynk Surges 36,000% as Buzz Builds for 1-Employee Company

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2014-07-10/cynk-surges-36-000-as-buzz-builds-for-1-employee-company.html?cmpid=yhoo

[expat_panama]

It's Friday and the adventure continues!   Yesterday's expected rocket metals and torpedo stocks ended up w/ mixed metals and "off a bit" stocks.  Now futures are expecting the reverse of those two and we wrap up reports this week at 2PM w/ the Treasury Budget.  The latest from the Nobody-Knows-Nuttin' News Service:

• European Stocks Rise, Rebounding From Five-Day Decline   Businessweek
• Markets bounce after Portugal banks trigger sell-off: live   Telegraph.co.uk
• Oil slips towards $108, heading for 3rd weekly loss Reuters - 4 hours ago ... * IEA says markets well supplied but risks "extraordinarily high". * "Little room for complacency" in oil markets, IEA says.
• Obama, corporate giants announce plan to boost suppliers Reuters - an hour ago WASHINGTON, July 11 (Reuters) - President Barack Obama is enlisting several major U.S. and multinational companies to draw attention to an initiative aimed at helping small businesses expand and hire workers.
• Rising bond yields point to rate rises Financial Times - 3:08am Investors' radar screens have long been clear of the one blip guaranteed to sound the alarm in financial markets: interest rate rises by central banks.
• In Jobs, GDP Data, a Baffling Contradiction - Floyd Norris, New York Times
• Dow 17,000 Is Just a Number, Not a Milestone - Chuck Jaffe, MarketWatch
• What Good Is a Crash to Prevent a Crash? - Noah Smith, Bloomberg

[expat_panama]

Amazing, zero earnings and the guy raises $6B in stock sales --all perfectly legal! One more reason why I like to steer clear of Over-the-Counter (OTC) stocks, they got reporting rules that are a LOT more lax.

[Aquamarine]

Started to put a sarcasm tag on my stock tip but decided I wasn’t kidding.