Hmmm. It took about three seconds for the usual crowd to show up and tell us this will never work, all is lost...
Actually, I think it’s pretty creative and even if it doesn’t work - and Boehner seems pretty committed to doing it - it might get a glimmer of press attention.
Spaghetti for parachute chord is creative as well, and it definitely won't work. Neither will Boehner's stunt.