To: blam
Houston is inhabited by nothing but bloodthirsty rednecks. And we have mosquitoes the size of flying chihuahuas here. And it's hot and humid. With enormous billboards and no hills or any other scenery. It's illegal to ride around in anything other than a pickup truck with a minimum of four feet of ground clearance, and you can be jailed for not wearing a bolo tie. Even if you're female.
Stay away. I hear Appalachia is nice. Try there. Thanks.
17 posted on
07/01/2014 11:13:41 AM PDT by
Milton Miteybad
(I am Jim Thompson. {Really.})
To: Milton Miteybad
You pro-islaimist lesbian mayor is certainly very special.
27 posted on
07/01/2014 11:27:08 AM PDT by
Jewbacca
(The residents of Iroquois territory may not determine whether Jews may live in Jerusalem)
To: Milton Miteybad
31 posted on
07/01/2014 11:29:35 AM PDT by
uncommonsense
(Liberals see what they believe; Conservatives believe what they see.)
To: Milton Miteybad
” I hear Appalachia is nice.”
VERY nice
To: Milton Miteybad
Houston is inhabited by nothing but bloodthirsty rednecks. And we have mosquitoes the size of flying chihuahuas here. And it's hot and humid. With enormous billboards and no hills or any other scenery. It's illegal to ride around in anything other than a pickup truck with a minimum of four feet of ground clearance, and you can be jailed for not wearing a bolo tie. Even if you're female.
Stay away. I hear Appalachia is nice. Try there. Thanks. Have you ever thought of going into advertising?
I've occasionally thought of moving back, but every time I visit, the heat wears be out. I simply do not understand how the hell I used to ride 30-40 miles a day on my bicycle most every day when i was young. It's only saving grace was that the only hills were overpasses.
72 posted on
07/01/2014 1:18:48 PM PDT by
zeugma
(It is time for us to start playing cowboys and muslims for real now.)
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