OMG RUN!!!!
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!!!
Someone call the government, OH GOD!!!!!!
Run! Run to LOWER ground! When you reach the beach, fall upon your knees and pray for forgiveness from GAIA. Beg for mercy and absolution - foreswear GAIA harming indulgences. Swear allegiance to liberaldom and eschew conservatism, pledging only for the collective. Pray for your very soul [er, uh, that’s not right - liberals don’t believe in things like souls, else they’d think twice about those 50 million souls they aborted already]. Anyway, pray [well, not actually pray to God, but maybe Allah or something.]