Posted on 06/25/2014 7:18:29 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
Secretary of State John Kerry, America’s greatest diplomat since Kendall Myers, has announced a plan to tackle Al Qaeda in Iraq by appointing gay ambassadors to Asian countries.
As long as those gay ambassadors give Obama money first. Ted Osius of the State Department gave Obama money. Now he’s the Ambassador to Vietnam.
If he had given more money, he might have actually gotten France or the UK, but old Ted cheaped out. This is what happens when you cheap out, you end up in Vietnam.
Still he’s gay, so Kerry will count coup on that while Al Qaeda counts human heads.
During his speech, Kerry said that, if confirmed, Ted Osius (nominated by President Obama for the post in Vietnam) would be the sixth openly gay U.S. ambassador currently in service:
So I am very proud of the progress that we are now making even in appointing LGBT ambassadors. I worked with the committee here at the State Department with the D Committee, and I worked with the White House. And as a result, Ted Osius, sitting here, whom Ive known a long time, and his family I know, will be the first openly LGBT officer nominated to serve as an ambassador in Asia. And on confirmation, hes going to join five openly gay ambassadors who are now serving their country. Im working hard to ensure that by the end of my tenure, we will have lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors in our ranks as well.
Let’s not forget the asexual, metrosexual and bisexual ambassadors. Al Qaeda will want a large diverse selection of ambassadors to kidnap, kill, behead, blow up or smother to death in a fire.
The first paragraph could be a Fark headline.
Hey Kerry! You don’t actually have to give the guy a BJ!
Just hold it in your mouth till the swelling goes down.
John Stevenson was gay. Is Obama still counting him?
HAhahahahahahahahahaha....AH-HAhahahahahahaha...HA-HAhahahahahahahah
That's funny. I could only wish.
Free Money?
I’m gay and my wife’s gay too.
A transvestite ambassador? Is he f*#@ing serious???
I refuse to say “transgender”, I call ‘em what they are.
The US being represented by a transvestite is disgusting and humiliating. The left is destroying our culture.
if these groups ONLY want equality, why do they differentiate themselves from the general population? answer: they want SPECIAL PRIVILEDGES AND SPECIAL ADVANTAGE AND SPECIAL TREATMENT...and they want to rub your nose in it.... Please send several to muslim ocuntries... yes and good luck.
with all the urgent matters going on, to focus and glorify this ridiculous issue is pure BUFFOONERY...... but KERRY fits right in ... southbound end of a northbound H O R S E....
he whinnies through his feedbag.......
Im working hard to ensure that by the end of my tenure, we will have lesbian, bisexual, and transgender ambassadors in our ranks as well.
WHAT NO BESTIALIATY ..... that’s racist
WHAT NO NECROPHILIA ..... that’s racist
does Kerry Kohn spit or swallow, is he gay or just “curious” is he a top or a bottom....
WE DEMAND TO KNOW THE ANSWERS TO THESE PRESSING CRITICAL QUESTIONS.... then we can get the marine out of mexico, secure the borders, solve the middle east and ukraine crises... all on the back burner while addressing the really important stuff... LIBTARDS = A MENTAL ILLNESS WITH NO CURE
He’s gay. He won’t admit it. He’s the type that says ”I’m not gay, but this guy with my **** in his mouth is!”
Now that’s funny right there. And when you’ve been married a long time you we become like our spouses.
Well just thanks a lot!
What has been seen cannot be unseen. That’s enough to cause nightmares.
Interesting misspell.
FMCDH(BITS)
Kerry: "Nice looking consulate you've got there. Be a real shame if something happened to it and no one came to help you. Make the check out to B.H. 0bama."
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