AND a LOUD alarm clock going tick, tick, tick... in the background!
To: US Navy Vet
Oh no! Not the comfy chair!
2 posted on
06/24/2014 9:03:10 AM PDT by
Zuse
(I am disrupted! I am offended! I am insulted! I am outraged!)
To: US Navy Vet
Loud metronome.
Large halogen floodlamp directly over the chair, close enough to feel the heat from it and get a sunburn.
3 posted on
06/24/2014 9:04:34 AM PDT by
Darksheare
(Try my coffee, first one's free..... Even robots will kill for it!)
To: US Navy Vet
Dripping water works well too.
After conviction, in keeping what the IRS does to non-government taxpayers who are delinquent, Apache justice is appropriate.
4 posted on
06/24/2014 9:05:19 AM PDT by
NTHockey
(Rules of engagement #1: Take no prisoners. And to the NSA trolls, FU)
To: US Navy Vet
Don’t forget, a nice stiff piece of rubber hose!
5 posted on
06/24/2014 9:06:04 AM PDT by
wetgundog
(" Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is no Vice")
To: US Navy Vet
I worked for a real b####, who had me remove ALL the chairs for a meeting.
6 posted on
06/24/2014 9:08:58 AM PDT by
fivecatsandadog
(OBAMA .... .....WORST.... PRESIDENT......EVER)
To: US Navy Vet
An inclined board, a towel, a pail of water..
Repeat until truth emerges
8 posted on
06/24/2014 9:11:31 AM PDT by
NormsRevenge
(Semper Fi - Revolution is a'brewin!!!)
To: US Navy Vet
...temptation is to go for too much of a bad thing. I’d simply saw about two inches off the front legs of a wooden straight-back chair. Puts the subject into a very unnatural sitting position. They constantly feel as if they’re going to slide to the floor. Then politely hammer away with a soup-nuts list...some totally inane...of questions.
12 posted on
06/24/2014 9:29:26 AM PDT by
Huaynero
To: US Navy Vet
Ain’t going to be an impeachement. Your dictator won’t approve of it or leaving office in 2016. Get used to it.
13 posted on
06/24/2014 9:41:21 AM PDT by
ncfool
(Hilary 2016 Procol Harum or Boko Haram. What difference does it make?)
To: US Navy Vet
No telephone generator and a pair of testicle clips?
(hey, it worked in “The Day of the Jackal”)
To: US Navy Vet
a men’s long sock. and a few naval oranges.
16 posted on
06/24/2014 9:55:44 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Straight. Since 1950.)
To: US Navy Vet
AND a LOUD alarm clock going tick, tick, tick... in the background! Yoko Ono's "Greatest Hits" played at about 1 volume. On a continuous loop.
17 posted on
06/24/2014 9:57:20 AM PDT by
llevrok
(Straight. Since 1950.)
To: US Navy Vet
A stiff board, a towel, a pitcher of water.
18 posted on
06/24/2014 10:17:10 AM PDT by
Rodamala
To: US Navy Vet
When do the IRS hearings start today and what channel are they on? I don’t see anything on C-Span 1-3
To: US Navy Vet
20 posted on
06/24/2014 10:34:44 AM PDT by
Carriage Hill
(Peace is that brief glorious moment in history, when everybody stands around reloading.)
To: US Navy Vet
The same room that Henry Bowman used for Wilson Blair and G.G. Jackson.
Habanero soaked golf balls.
Duct tape.
22 posted on
06/24/2014 10:45:08 AM PDT by
RandallFlagg
(Uninstall Fascist Firefox. Get Pale Moon.)
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