FLORIDA’S FIRST FLIP-FLOPPER FLIP-FLOPS AGAIN
I blew out my flip flop,
Stepped on a pop top,
Cut my heel, had to cruise on back home.
But there’s booze in the blender,
And soon it will render
That frozen concoction that helps me hang on
I think there is a 50-50 chance the Dem state senator who got on the primary ballot will beat him