Posted on 06/23/2014 4:20:29 PM PDT by GOPinCa
Live link to today's 7:00Est congressional hearing with IRS commissioner
http://www.c-span.org/video/?320097-1/irs-targeting-investigation
Not at all. Muskrat Love (PBUH) speaks to all people. To their soul. To their very being.
When God gave Moses the 15 commandments (See Mel Brooks for details) it wasn’t God saying to the people “This is how you will live”. It was god preparing the way for Muskrat love (PBUH).
When the Founders sat and wrote the Declaration of Independence, Bill of Rights and the Constitution, the intent wasn’t to found a nation for free men and women. It was to provide a vessel where Muskrat Love (PBUH) could be free from the persecution and taxation of the British and other wretched hives of scum and villainy.
When CT performed for the Queen, it wasn’t a performance. It was a slap in the face telling her that now some 200 plus years later. Muskrats still love in America, dispute all her ancestors efforts to stop it.
It makes me proud. Proud for the first time in my life...
To ba an American.
Well then, dammit, I am beginning to think I missed out on what should have been my first opportunity to finally be proud to be an American (back in the Ford era!).
Although, as I have those lyrics still stuck in my head, I think I really am beginning to feel a growing and swelling upwelling of .........pride.
Do you see now Brother? Can you feel the magic and majesty coursing through your veins? That’s the power of Muskrat Love (PBUH) flowing in you.
Soon you will become one with the Muskrat. With us. And the muskrat will love you as no other. The Muskrat saved me from the streets. He can save you too!
Good points.
Distract, deceive, delay, divert ....
Throw em all in jail.... for both Benghazi and IRS -gate.
Thank you, Brother, thank you. I can’t recall when I ever had such a feeling of magic and majesty coursing through my veins.......
“Floatin’ like the heavens above...........
Must be Muskrat Lo o o o ove!”
must be
be
be muskrat love
I am muskrat love.
Welcome! Praise be the great Muskrat! For another has come among us! He has come among us!
We are serving refreshments in the kitchen. Try the Kool Aid. It’s to die for!
Is Sister Muskrat Sally gonna be there, Brother?
Perhaps, if she can slow her Muskrat down. Muskrat Susie however, is always with us. She lives in you. And in me. Muskrat Sam works evenings at the tannery.
oh NO, you didn’t go there? i thought i had left muskrat love alone after last night?
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, lol
Ping to Laz: Strangely, this tangent dovetails with the 51 shades of Gender article Laz wrote earlier. Perhaps “GenderMuskrat’ could be another Facebook option.
Sister? Do you feel the love of the Muskrat? We can help you find your way home.
I tried to feel the love last night, after watching Jack Bauer throw mommy terrorist and son terrorist out of the window. I just could not understand the “tao” of the Muskrat.
I was hoping I wouldn’t be called out.
Well, now we have to sign you up for sensitivity training...
It would appear I misspoke. But that’s ok, cause now I got Mustang Sally stuck in my head, thank you, Brother. I’ll take a rain check on the Kool-Aid. Gotta head down to the basement and mix up the medicine, then gonna head out to the pavement and think about the government. And spread Muskrat Lo o o o ove. Yours in Muskrat Love (PBUH), Muskrat lil Brother.
Good question.
Probably the fault of the NRA. I learned in WIKI that “Muskrats normally live in groups consisting of a male and female pair and their young. During the spring, they often fight with other muskrats over territory and potential mates. Many are injured or killed in these fights.”
What they don’t tell you is that it’s a problem of inner burrow gun violence. And who is giving these inner burrow muskrat youth guns? Thats right, the domestic terrorists of the NRA.
As conservatives I think we have to stand with President Obama in ending the blight of gun violence between Muskrats so that they may be free to love.
Go Brother. And bring the story of Suzy and Sam to all good people. One day soon, we will all know the peace of the muskrat.
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