[Teacher317]

"Is this boy slim, dark-haired and very pretty?"

I think I'm going to regret asking this, but what exactly makes one 9 year old boy "prettier" than another to this father?

For that matter, what percentage of 9-year olds aren't slim?

Here's a random 3rd grade group photo... which ones are "very pretty" and which ones aren't slim?

[Teacher317]

And what heterosexual or even metrosexual adult male refers to boys as “very pretty”?

[IrishBrigade]

Here’s a random 3rd grade group photo... which ones are “very pretty” and which ones aren’t slim?

...that teacher ain’t ‘pretty’ or ‘slim’...he might be the author of this piece...