Wish I was good with photoshop...HRC decked out in “Golden Palace” boxing shorts comes to mind....or in a NASCAR racing suit...”your ad here”
Since the Clinton Lieberry most closely resembles a double wide trailer perched on the edge of a bluff:
Trailers for sale or rent,
Rooms to let 50 cents,
But I’m a man of means by no means,
King of the Toads