* Close and seal the Southern US Border, all 2,000 + miles of it.
* Cancel NAFTA.
* Abolish all Federal, State and Local Welfare payments to non-citizens of the USA.
* Block all money transfers to Mexico, or other any Country South of our Southern Border.
* Have lunch.
* After lunch, pass and sign Federal Penalty law to anyone who hires an Illegal Alien Invader, with a fine of $1,000 per day per alien.
* String Concertina Wire Holding-Pen Stockades at 100 mile intervals for the gotta-ways.
* Be as hostile to Mexicans as the Mexicans have been to the US Marine held and tortured in Prison by the Mexican Guards for the last two months.
* Hire Greyhound Bus Company to transport Illegal Alien Invaders to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s Chain Link Desert Spa near Phoenix, Arizona.
* Have supper.
I would make it $200/day/alien, make it strict liability (plausible looking fake ID no defense), and make ANY police agency be able to enforce it, with the arresting agency keeping the money.
Instantly, catching illegals at work would be a higher priority than manning speed traps. Any business caught with illegals once, would get daily visits looking for illegals for the rest of the month. Businesses that made good-faith efforts to not hire illegals would not be hit hard by the occasional illegal that makes it though the screening process.
Also, make it explicitly NOT discriminatory to require fluent English from all applicants. And Ebonics doesn't count as English.
Sounds reasonable!