[a fool in paradise]

To know the talking points...

Global Warming:
1) Causes Rape
2) Is Caused By The Koch Brothers
3) Causes Rising Beer Cost
4) Makes You Cheat
5) Makes You Fat
6) Caused Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370 To Not Be Found
7) Causes Transmission Rates Of HIV/AIDS To Rise
8) Leads To Famine Which Leads To Cannibalism
9) Changes Penguin Breeding Times
10) Causes Child Prostitution/Bride Syndrome

[SkyDancer]

Causes the sun to burn hotter thereby .....