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SECRET SERVICE SOFTWARE WILL 'DETECT SARCASM' IN SOCIAL MEDIA USERS
Reuters ^
| June 3 2014
| No Attribution
Posted on 06/03/2014 11:53:16 AM PDT by MeshugeMikey
The Secret Service is purchasing software to watch users of social networks in real time, according to contract documents.
In a work order posted on Monday, the agency details information the tool will collect -- ranging from emotions of Internet users to old Twitter messages.
Its capabilities will include “sentiment analysis,”
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TOPICS: Government; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: praetorianguard; sarcasm; secretservice; socialmedia; ss; waffenss
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To: MeshugeMikey
How drunk and/or hungover is the secret service that they need a computer to recognize sarcasm? /sarc. (See there I’ll help yah.)
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:01:11 PM PDT
by
Fitzy_888
("ownership society")
To: Alex Murphy
I need at least one of those...shirts!
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:01:20 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:01:44 PM PDT
by
Dallas59
("Remember me as you pass by, As you are now, so once was I, As I am now, so you will be")
To: matt1234
thats just not believable
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:01:52 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
Sarcasm means anything they deem subversive to the new order.
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:02:25 PM PDT
by
GraceG
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:02:32 PM PDT
by
thesearethetimes...
(Had I brought Christ with me, the outcome would have been different. Dr. Eric Cunningha.m)
To: MeshugeMikey
The article says that actual terrorism, like the Boston Marathon bombing, ain’t something this committee is interested in. Which means, of course, they’re once again going after their political enemies, people who for some unknown reason think the Obama Administration are all depraved scumbags. /sarc
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:02:49 PM PDT
by
afsnco
To: Snickering Hound
hey thats the HANGING CHAD INSPECTOR guy from Florida
where did they bury old chad anyway?
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:03:32 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: lowbridge
everything will be graded and the grades kept secret until they figure out how ti use the data to humble us..with it.
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:04:25 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:04:46 PM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Toxic Baraq Syndrome: hopefully infecting a Dem candidate near you)
To: xzins
its National Double Day by the way....By The way...
/sarc ..../sarc
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:05:38 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: MeshugeMikey
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:05:59 PM PDT
by
COUNTrecount
(There's no there there.)
To: nascarnation
word is that he was in fact Looking for WALDO!!
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:06:13 PM PDT
by
MeshugeMikey
( "Never, never, never give up". Winston Churchill)
To: musicman
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:09:20 PM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: MeshugeMikey
Did I miss something or is Bush still in office? Has Obama read about this in the newpaper yet?
Does the Secret Service' software detect any prisoner trades from Gitmo that Congress would never approve of if they knew about it in time?
To: MeshugeMikey
We need a real Congress that will shut this crap down.
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:12:30 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(Vote for Conservatives not for Republicans)
To: MeshugeMikey
Their sarcasm detector will work as well as Obama’s policies.
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:13:59 PM PDT
by
Pollster1
("Shall not be infringed" is unambiguous.)
To: MeshugeMikey
Well good!!! They will understand me when I say how much better that makes me feel. . . .
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posted on
06/03/2014 12:14:36 PM PDT
by
RatRipper
(The political left are utterly evil and corrupt)
To: MeshugeMikey
It won’t be watching DU or Kos because it’s too hard to determine whether the term “bat sh*t” is actually sarcastic or not.
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