[Vigilanteman]

"I was shocked. It blew me away," said Howard Epstein, the past chair of the San Francisco Republican Party.

I'm shocked that San Fransicko has a Republican Party. Now that everybody carries cell phones and there are no longer a need for phone booths, where do both of them meet?

[jiggyboy]

“I’m shocked that San Fransicko has a Republican Party.”

Eh, that’s probably just a marketing thing, like how you can find a place called “New York Pizza” in most big cities.

Maybe they’re in conservative San Clemente, where The San Francisco Pretzel Company is.

[Rome2000]

Pretty sure they are both queer too.