One more thing. You do not blow your horn for anything other than an emergency! ;)
Haha well that would certainly be a relief. Here in Baltimore, if you are at a red-light for a nanosecond after it turns green, you get a horn blared at you for such temerity!
Thank you all for the humorous and helpful replies. I do wish I could move down there, but: My Milanese wife would probably not go for it (although she does like the show Dallas for some strange reason) and I do have family up here (in PA) that I will probably have to care for eventually.
It is tempting though even with climate concerns; it can't be much worse than the summers in Baltimore and there wouldn't be any leftists to deal with (at least not nearly as many).
Oh well a guy can dream.