“What do 1000 abused women have in common?
They just don’t f-n listen!”
—Andrew Dice Clay
What do you tell a women with two black eyes?
Nothing; you told her twice already.
(I’m going to head over to confession now)
“Whadda ya tell a woman with 2 black eyes? Nuttin’! She’s already been told twice! Owwwww! Heyyyyy!”
One of the first touchy-feely sissy PC Metrosexuals.
“What do 1000 abused women have in common?
They just don’t f-n listen!”
Years ago someone tried to tell me that little joke, but before they could utter the punchline I said, “Yeah, they don’t have a gun.”