“Are we taklin one humpers or two humpers?”
Clearly the “one humper” is under privileged and at a distinct disadvantage from both a physical, social and economic standpoint.
The two humper, by its very nature, is the root cause of hump inequality.
Because of this inequality, one humpers languish in self-loathing and find their only meaningful outlets in vice.
Only through the forced re-distribution of humps can we ever hope to achieve equality and equal opportunity for all camels.
OR, maybe the problem isn't the hump but the toe.