[Hot Tabasco]

The Koch brothers gave my phone number to tele-marketers.....and they placed a

sign at the edge of our solar system in order to divert intergallactic space travelers away from us, thus preventing them from providing us with a cure to cancer and the common cold.

The Koch brothers also killed the inventor of a carburetor that would allow car engines to get 200 Miles per gallon, and they stole his plans.

[ZirconEncrustedTweezers]

The Koch brothers insisted that Star Wars Episode I include Jar Jar Binks as a major character, and also that the cantina scene in Episode IV be re-edited to make it look like Greedo shot first.

[freedumb2003]

and they placed a (detour) sign at the edge of our solar system in order to divert intergallactic space travelers away from us, thus preventing them from providing us with a cure to cancer and the common cold.

(I know, this might mean it was a good thing but I couldn't resist...)