More than 200 girls are still being held hostage, and Boko Haram leader Abubakar Shekau says the group intends to sell the teenagers.
Bad joke, but Anthony Weiner, Bill Clinton, and Gary Condit offered to buy them.
I hope the Nigerian authorities get them out unharmed.
Michelle Obama could give up one of her vacations and use the money to buy all of the 200 girls their freedom. But her vacations are sooo much more important.
Probability is that not a single one remains "unharmed"...