“And to think I’ve been taking dead liberals and putting them in vats of sulphuric acid all these years.”
I tried that. Doesnt work. Too many questions about buying the acid. I found dungeness crabs off the Washington coast soothe trick. Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.
Yeah, harder to convince the local coop what I use it for. I’m working on a plan to get them into an FBI corpse farm.
But then I’m worried I’ll create a Libtard Sementary! <cue music from Psycho)
And I’m pretty sure it’s animal abuse to make the crabs each such disgusting food.
“I found dungeness crabs off the Washington coast soothe trick. Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.”
I have found that making them sign up for Obamacare works the best. Not a shred of humanity left afterwards. The minds are wiped blank from the shock and horror.
They just sit in a corner drooling on their selves and peeing on their legs; all while mumbling.
“Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.”
Yup, another foot of yours got away recently.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3153417/posts
"Mommy, the crab tastes different!!!"
for extremities may i suggest a ninja blender.