Posted on 05/07/2014 7:20:09 PM PDT by nickcarraway
Clorox is cheaper.
Im certain that there will be a certain group of criminals who will be grateful for this product
What happens if you spray it on yourself?
Here are some of her works. There are also photos online of the actual people with their “portraits”.
Makes you wonder if law enforcement is creating a virtual profile from DNA samples at unsolved crime scenes.
http://deweyhagborg.com/strangervisions/portraits.html
“Im certain that there will be a certain group of criminals who will be grateful for this product”
The ultimate criminal in a society is the government... Everyone else is secondary.
And to think I’ve been taking dead liberals and putting them in vats of sulphuric acid all these years.
It’s SPACE AGE TECHNOLOGY, I tell ya!
Actually, spoofed DNA evidence is the way to go, in which a perp swamps his own DNA with PCR-amplified DNA from another possible suspect.
Is Drew Peterson getting any royalties from the product?
Remember the creature in John Carpenters version of “The Thing”?
Where’s my Jetson’s Flying Car!
“And to think Ive been taking dead liberals and putting them in vats of sulphuric acid all these years.”
I tried that. Doesnt work. Too many questions about buying the acid. I found dungeness crabs off the Washington coast soothe trick. Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.
Yeah, harder to convince the local coop what I use it for. I’m working on a plan to get them into an FBI corpse farm.
But then I’m worried I’ll create a Libtard Sementary! <cue music from Psycho)
And I’m pretty sure it’s animal abuse to make the crabs each such disgusting food.
“I found dungeness crabs off the Washington coast soothe trick. Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.”
I have found that making them sign up for Obamacare works the best. Not a shred of humanity left afterwards. The minds are wiped blank from the shock and horror.
They just sit in a corner drooling on their selves and peeing on their legs; all while mumbling.
Thanks nickcarraway.
“Problem is the occasional hand or foot washes up on shore.”
Yup, another foot of yours got away recently.
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3153417/posts
"Mommy, the crab tastes different!!!"
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