Posted on 05/07/2014 3:44:25 PM PDT by SeekAndFind
In a whiny new tell-all, Bill Clinton's favorite ex-intern, Monica Lewinsky, gripes she was reduced to a shame-filled recluse, unable to score a decent job because of her "global humiliation".
Make her go away!
Id actually feel sorry for Monica Lewinsky if she werent so damn infuriating.
Shes Americas favorite beret-wearing former intern, whose very name has become a synonym for a sex act she eagerly performed on her knees, a dame who rocketed to fame for failing to dry-clean a blue dress stained with the seed of the then-leader of the free world.
Now, Lewinsky, 40, wants our pity and, perhaps, a job she can perform while sitting upright. And drum roll, please she doesnt blame former President Bill Clinton, the alpha male before whom she famously knelt.
The pairs sexploits took place in and around the Oval Office, including in a bathroom and a hallway, in 1995, when Lewinsky was a willing pup of 21. This brought about Clintons impeachment although the Senate acquitted him of lying under oath and obstruction of justice in 1999 and caused strife in his marriage. Ultimately, public sympathy may help catapult his wife, Hillary Clinton, to the presidency in 2016.
As for Lewinsky, she will not be ignored.
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Vanity Fair would not publish without Hillary’s consent. I believe this to be a deal - Monica gets her book published and Hillary gets the story saturated so that it is non-issue in 2016.
She’s had many opportunities, and blown them all.
Bitch knew what she was doing to whole time, she wasn’t some naive little schoolgirl.
But she never lost her head, even when she was giv..........
(And the colored girls go ‘doo do doo do doo do do do doo doo doo do doo....’)
I’m laughin so hard my sides hurt
Think of it this way. If a mature principal had abused a student teacher who was Monica’s age, I would feel that principal was the problem. Clinton used Monica as he has used anyone and everyone he could. And he got a prize for being father of the year.
Does anyone want to guess what the media would be saying if they had an intern that George Bush was molesting?
Oh, that is GOOD!
Well done!
Another to add to the Freeper Hall of Fame.
I’ve got news for you, Andrea. Pretty much the entire Clinton entourage was the most annoying gaggle of misfits I ever did have the misfortune to observe in American politics, at least before 2008.
Ask me again after six beers.
Ahhhh....what you said. Love that innuendo!
And I include as first and most annoying Bubba and Hillary.
Come on folks. Cut the girl a break. I mean who among us has never blown an opportunity at one time or another?
On second thought, nevermind.
Oh hell, you beat me to it ;)
bottom of the barrel or what?
> she doesnt blame former President Bill Clinton, the alpha male before whom she famously knelt.
Alpha male?
Bill Clinton an alpha male?
Um, no.
A pox raddled, passive-aggressive, compulsively lying, serial raping traitor and draft dodging coward willing to sign the death warrant of a retard for political advantage, yes.
Just another victim of the Democrats War on Women.
The act is too thin, Add Nina Burleigh to the Playbill. It could be like a hit like the Vagina Monologues.
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