Federal report says warming is disrupting Americans' lives

KTVL.com ^ | May 6,2014 | KTVL.com

[Biggirl]

A new federal scientific report says global warming is rapidly turning America the beautiful into America the stormy, sneezy and dangerous. And those shining seas? Rising and costly.

[BitWielder1]

The only disruptions I see are government generated.
We go through a full 120 degrees Fahrenheit cycle of climate change every year, I'm sure my trusty ol' thermostat can handle a few degrees more in either direction.

[Redcloak]

Federal report says warming is disrupting Americans' lives

It's true! It's making me pay more for things because it's being used as an excuse for more useless regulation and taxes.

[MeshugeMikey]

ahahahaha Indeed. Back when people knew that steaks were not grown in plastic containers back in the butcher shop.....

[El Cid]

'tis true. Every summer, for a couple of weeks, my life is 'disrupted' because of the heat. If I lived in Texas it would probably be a couple of months.
Oh, the huge Manatees!...

[jch10]

Hey, I have noticed it being a little warmer in the last few weeks!

[TruthInThoughtWordAndDeed]

About the only warming I feel is when progressives pee on my leg and tell me it’s raining.

[aragorn]

I beg to differ. What is disrupting Americans' lives is this tyrannical government we got saddled with and its insane, un-American policies!

Ptew!

[Boonie]

Even if the average temp rises about 2-3 degrees F, can you tell me the difference between 94 degrees and 97 degrees or -40 degrees versus -37 degrees?????

[Bernard Marx]

I didn't. Nor did I miss the fact that Dr. Hayhoe is a political science professor in addition to her putative role as a "scientist."

She has a financial stake in the climate change "business" as "founder and CEO of ATMOS Research, where we bridge the gap between scientists and stakeholders to provide relevant, state-of-the-art information on how climate change will affect our lives to a broad range of non-profit, industry and government clients."

She's a junk science fraud.

[BitWielder1]

HEY, LOOK OVER HERE WHERE THE SMOKE AND MIRRORS ARE!!!
(Pay no attention to the Benghazi guy behind the curtain.)

[Bubba_Leroy]

Al Gore: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Harry Reid: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

Nancy Pelosi: The dead rising from the grave!

Barry Obama: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

With apologies to Ghost Busters (1984)

[heartwood]

Global warming killed my fig tree and butterfly bushes with zero degree temperatures. Global warming is prolonging the blooms on my tulips with a cool spring.

Suffer, suffer, suffer.

[Gritty]

Global warming has ruined my life. I need to find a good lawyer. Whom do I sue for what’s owed me?

[Vaduz]

Indeed duck dodge deny look over there no there no over there..................

[publius911]

Federal report says warming is disrupting Americans' lives

They have outdone themselves, these incompetent Community Organizers!

They can't simply make the Complete Report available in PDF format.
They will only give us their interpretation, summaries, of the report.

We really have to work to get the full picture of their incompetent propaganda. Articles like this one.

Life is too short to have to unravel propaganda. Adding insult to injury.

[Amagi]

Wouldn't it make more sense to voice that claim when it is actually warming, which it hasn't done for 17+ years?
Oh wait ... it's from the morons in the federal government where lack of sense is prerequisite for employment.