Likely in a generation or two outlandish and dimwitted articles such as this will be the source of much hilarity. Our kids or grandkids will probably see something like this pop up in one of those periodic “Amazingly bad predictions of the future from 50 years ago” articles.
But, really, where’s my flying car? Yeah yeah viagra and statins and stemcells the internet and all that jazz, but I was promised a flying car dangit!
Meal worms and termites aren’t bad.
Fortunately, I can confidently state that I have no taste for insects and have no intention of ever eating them to stay alive. I will forage for what I consider “real” food and hunt down real meat to keep myself alive the rest of my life before I will stoop to eating insects.
Judge me however you please, but that is how I have lived all of my life and that is how I will die, and I will die of starvation before being forced to survive eating insects.
With things going as they are, and the Four Horsemen in the offing, get ready to eat locusts by the barrel.
There is one thing that people pushing this can eat:
My shorts.
I’d rather eat libtards..
Knowingly or otherwise, I suspect. One day you’ll see a sign for “La Cucaracha” and realize it’s not just some trendy Mexican restaurant...
Seems reasonable.
It was once said that given enough HOT SAUCE one could eat a helping of HorseApples or at least enough to survive.
Meanwhile our benign overlords will still eat Wagyu beef, lobster, Chilean Sea Bass, caviar, heritage pork, Fondant Au Chocolate and whatever else their hearts desire.
I recently spent 3 weeks in the most populous continent on earth. It has more people than all other continents combined?
My previous visit was many years ago.
I saw more well fed people by far during this visit. While population of Asia has increased substantially.
So this article is hogwash, from my first hand experience. These writers need to travel more.
Okay, so we’ll be eating bugs. That is if the motorcycle riders don’t eat them all first.
no one is going to tell me what to eat!
Nope. Don't think so.
If the food situation is so bad that there isn't enough crops or meat for people, then there won't be enough for the insects to thrive, either. We will all die--except roaches of course.
No silkworm? A byproduct of the silk industry. You can get them almost anywhere in Korea, tasty too.
What’s brown and crunchy on the outside and soft and creamy on the inside?
A roach!
Centipede, the other white meat.
1 January 2007
Washington, D. C. - The U. S. Department of Agriculture has increased the amount of insect parts and rodent hairs allowed in food from the previous 30 parts or one hair per gram to 100 parts or three hairs per gram, but the increases are allowed only every seventh and eighth year.
Allowable insect parts include semen, heads, antennae, legs, eggs, and maggots. Rodent hairs may come from any rodent, including rats, mice, and squirrels. In the industry, such matter is referred to, euphemistically, as “animal byproducts,” despite the fact that, scientifically, insects are not animals. “It sounds better,” Mike Johannes, Secretary of Agriculture suggested at a recent press conference concerning the increase in allowances.
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Allowable_insect_parts,_rodent_hairs_in_food_increases
We can live on good intentions of liberals.