[E. Pluribus Unum]

I hope you get robbed a few times. It will wipe that holier-than-thou smirk right of your face.

[wideawake]

Your dearest wish has come true. I have been robbed in the past, you'd be delighted to know.

Sadly, I did not use the robbery as a pretext for torture and murder.

Of course, the two murder victims did not actually rob him. They broke and entered. The girl apparently just stood around waiting for the boy to come up from the basement - he was the one who actually wanted to do the robbing part.