[tom h]

The author of this letter forgot to remind Baby Clinton that her mother can, at a whim, decide to abort her, thereby degrading her status from "baby" to "fetus" or "foreign uterine matter."

[YHAOS]

Presidential exploration bid committee being formed as we speak.

[bravo whiskey]

Dear spawn of satan 2 dont ever forget your grandmom killed your biological granddad so watch your back and try not to get tangled in all the strings that will be attached to your limbs at birth.

[mowowie]

Looks like Webster is about to become a grandpa....

[oh8eleven]

The entire column made me LMAO, but this comment ...

"When you’re a teenager, you may start getting strange invitations from Grandpa Bill"

... made me pass coffee through my nose. LOL ...

[Inwoodian]

Does anyone remember the smiling guy that was the trademark for Steeplechase Park in Coney Island? CCM has a striking resemblance.

[MrB]

Yeah, it’s a little strange to hear leftists refer to this “clump of cells” as an unborn “child”.

[longfellow]

Holy crap, Chelsea’s father is not webb hubble. It’s Edger Bergen’s other dummy, not Charlie.

[Fledermaus]

Please Chelsea...put your money with your mouth is and abort the baby.