Dear Penthouse,
I never thought I’d write to a magazine before but last night I dreamed of a shirtles Adonis of a man riding a bear. And when I woke up, there was bear poop on my floor! I feel so....used...
In my dream Vlad broke into my room astride his grizzly and told me he was mad at me for mocking him on the inter..and I trembled at the smell of the swear forming on his manly and rugged brow...
Hahah!!! Sounds like a Seinfeld episode...