[SoFloFreeper]

The slobbering this "journalist" was doing while writing this propaganda must have ruined at least three computer keyboards.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

[onedoug]

"I'm a big believer in listening to my body's cravings."

Just like her so-called pappy.

[Steely Tom]

She's had zip success at anything, so what's left?

Remember when she got hired to be a "special correspondent" by NBC News?

[ifinnegan]

I had this crazy thought that she will be Hillary’s running mate to set up an imperial line of succession.

[Renegade]

I don’t know how she got a college degree in the first place. She spent most of the time cavorting all over the world with mommy!I want to see the transcripts.

[tumblindice]

`most powerful brands!' `political royalty!'

[Psalm 144]

I am so, so, SO surprised.

[VRWC For Truth]

No more Klntoons, no more Bushies.

[dsc]

If I were filthy rich, I’d haved a paternity test done on her, and release it simultaneously to several hundred news outlets.

[I want the USA back]

I pity the girl for having Bill and Hillary as parents. She deserved better than that.

[RightGeek]

Even by Clinton standards, Chelsea hasn't done squat, but reading this you would think she was the Second Coming.

[Rummyfan]

I woke up one day when I was 29 and craved red meat," says Chelsea, now 34, and a self-described omnivore. "I'm a big believer in listening to my body's cravings."

I know popular opinion is that she's Web Hubble's child, but that sure sounds like Bill Clinton.

[nothingnew]

"And for so long the answer was just a visceral no....at some point...maybe then I'd have to ask and answer the question for myself, and come to a different answer."

In memory of Frank Zappa, "this is a true Zen saying".

FMCDH(BITS)(Please God, spare us from another klinton...mother or daughter)

[Amagi]

Why not?
Chelsea has accumulated the requisite résumé of utter failure at everything she has attempted to date, so public service would be the next gig.

[Bluestocking]

Thanks in large part to her parents, the standards for Democratic elected officials have declined so dramatically over the past several decades that Chelsea seems perfectly suited to taking her place among the Harry Reids, Nancy Pelosis, and other members of the Democratic party establishment.

In addition, the fact that she’s a woman with strong feminist credentials via her mother will give her special bonus points as a candidate in Democratic districts and states.

In fact, it no longer makes sense for any white male to aspire to win Democratic elections in the U.S. They won’t do well in Republican states, and Democratic states will reject them for not representing one of their favorite categories — Blacks, women, Hispanics, homosexuals.

The only exceptions to this rule are white Jewish males like Chuck Schumer, of whom there are a significant number in the Senate Democratic caucus, because they can depend on a large number of Jewish contributors to fund their candidacies without having to be wealthy themselves and therefore reviled by angry redistributionist Democrats.

But elected Jewish males like Chuck Schumer are entrenched in their offices for life, so there are few openings for young Jewish male political aspirants to rise up in Democratic politics.

If liberal white men want to get elected based on their ideology they’d be better off running for office as Socialists like Bernie Sanders than trying to take on the Chelsea Clintons and Cory Bookers of the Democratic party.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

PING!

[TBP]

She’s no more qualified or deserving than Mama is.