That’s right. Anybody who would think this could be about fracking instead of about turtles is obviously somebody who thinks the moon landing was faked, because turtles and the moon always go hand in hand.
Batsh!t crazy talk, all of it! Anybody suggesting such a crazy, conspiratorial thing should be tested to see if they float like a duck and if they do.... it’s a witch!
Agreed. About all I have left to add is fnord...