Rush Limbaugh Show, Mon-Fri, 12noon-3pm EST, WOR-AM, Thursday, April 10th, 2014.

The EIB Network ^ | Thursday, April 10th, 2014 | Rush Limbaugh

[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha- Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[Enterprise]

Hopefully it will be on April 15th.

[mylife]

It’s over. Wake up!

[Carriage Hill]

I wonder how much ‘wildlife’ is living in that hair? LOL.

[mylife]

Oh sweet irony...

[Carriage Hill]

Howdy!

[mylife]

Heya.

[JohnG45]

Stick to the issues folks heads will explode!

Is this what you want him to stick to? You want him to waste more time in this self-promotion?

[Clint N. Suhks]

ewww!!!

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Steelers Chat!

Which, of course, is ok.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Better than DINOVITE Chat.

[mylife]

It was only 5 minutes and it servers a great cause by educating children.
If he can make a buck off it, that is all the better.

Now onto football chat.

[Carriage Hill]

Why would anyone jump out of a perfectly good airplane?

[advertising guy]

is dinovite worth a crap or a scam ?

[mylife]

DINOVITE!

[skinkinthegrass]

"A mind is a terrible thing to waste. LOL!"Weeeeeelllllllll?!
*grin*..i think.

[mylife]

Why would I sink a perfectly good boat?

[rightwingintelligentsia]

Recommended by 9 out of 10 canines, when asked in a doghouse-to-doghouse survey.

[mylife]

Kittehs like it too.

[Clint N. Suhks]

Over priced. You can buy the same stuff on Amazon for half the price.

[advertising guy]

interestin