Remember Please Don't Eat the Daisies? It wasn't until I became a parent that I realized it was a documentary.
I have a friend with 13 children. One day, apropos of the relevant activity, she asked me, “Do your children pull the stuffing out of the sofa in front of guests?” and I replied, “No, not yet, but they jump off the roof in front of police officers.”
She said, “Oh, mine have never done THAT!”
“That’s because you don’t have police officers living on your street!”
Remember Please Don't Eat the Daisies? It wasn't until I became a parent that I realized it was a documentary.
LOL.