Posted on 04/09/2014 3:04:36 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Record of my daily vowel movements
Record of my daily bowel movements
Good one! Heh, I have a young guy working with me who I had to send to cut some tie-wraps from around some wires, so I handed him some wire cutters and said “You better take this pair of dykes with you”
He looked at me in bewilderment, his mouth opened and closed a few times, and finally I noticed and asked him what was wrong with him.
He stammered and stuttered, then said “That’s a weird name...” and I looked back at him in equal confusion saying “Huh? What?”
I didn’t get it at all, then all of a sudden it hit me and I exclaimed “Good God, you think I was making a sexual reference!”
I had to explain to him what “Dykes” were and how all mechanics call them that.
Then when I went home, I had to immediately log on and search, wondering to myself if there actually HAD been an original sexual reference that I had been blissfully unaware of all these years....thankfully, no. Just short for “Diagonal Cutters”...”Dykes”!
He made me look, though!
LMAO that one take it ROFL
“Better Call Saul Alinsky”
Juanita, Monica, Paula and Me.
Man - the MSM will be competing all over themselves to see who can do the best job of covering up for her and - taking down whoever the Republican’s are in the race. This will be worse than today’s current situation and I seriously doubt the RNC have a clue how to game plan against her and the media.
If it’s “hump day,” then the title has to have Huma in it.
What Difference Does It Make?
“Kill Bill”
"Sex, Lies and Cigar Types"
Leni
“My Life Perpetually on the Rag”
How to manage a Bimbo Eruption Squad
Ready for release “what difference does it make”
What Difference Does It Make, Now? by Hillary Rodham Clinton.
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Well, you got my preference first so I’d recommend something like:
“I Really Don’t Recall”.
Sadly, I agree. America will never return the freedom and stability we enjoyed a mere decade ago.
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