Not even if both of you turned into schnauzer-sized lizard things?
She's 58. Marina Sirtis ("Counselor Troi") is 59, looks like she hit the wall too. Denise Crosby 56, yikes. Jennifer Lien (She was on "Voyager" until she was replaced with Jeri Ryan), only 39, OUCH.
I don't even wanna see what "Dr. Pulaski" looks like. She was older and unattractive while she was on TNG, 25 years ago. Though the actress looked decent in her 20's when she guest starred on the original series, probably around the time Bender ABed her.
Aside from Jeri Ryan and Jolene Blalock, I never cared for the Trek female regulars. They always struck me as matronly (and Jennifer Lien is 3 days older than I am !). Lien was a bit of an odd casting on the show and they had her paired with Pete from “Benson” in a funky Mohawk. It just didn’t work.
I mean “cared” as finding them sexually appealing.
“Not even if...”
Nope. I’d enter full Khent phase and go after Picard.
It gotta be the butts; it ruins them. A couple of my HS buddies that puff look at least 10 years older than me, so it’s not just a female thing.
Hey Bender personal question did you hit on Dr Pularsi aka Diana Muludar LOL!