Beware of the bro hitting on your mom ( IL )

The Daily Illini ^ | April 7, 2014 | Kate Cullen

[george76]

This weekend, the University welcomed mothers from all over to celebrate Moms Weekend.

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While the daytime activities are innocent enough, when the sun sets over Champaign, the scene of Moms Weekend changes completely, as moms who have not been out in 10 years begin to roam the streets with their children in hopes of a reliving their college days.

Similar to Dads Weekend, students often take the weekend with their moms as an opportunity to show them how they really spend their weekends: When students aren’t exclusively at the library during the weekend, the local bars on campus are a popular alternative. And by local bars, I mean KAM’S.

Little did you know that while you were singing along to “Don’t Stop Believing” with your mom on the KAM’S dance floor, a dangerous predator was on the loose waiting to pounce. Those of us who have experienced Moms Weekend before may know this predator all too well — the frat star whose main objective and purpose in life is to hit on moms.

In case you don’t want the guy sitting on his balcony wearing a snap back and drinking a Natty Ice to be your new stepdad, listen up because your mother may have fallen victim to his mischievous ways.

[Darksheare]

Well.. I was at work.

[Darksheare]

Not my fault.
Honest.

[Constitution Day]

Apparently it's a bar near campus.

KAM'S | Home of the Drinking Illini

[Cyber Liberty]

It’s apparently also the home of the Drinking Cougars.

[Constitution Day]

Ha! Sure sounds like it!

[itssme]

Women today are suckers for fashion trends, and if the sweet faced movie star in Follywood dresses with sweaters/blouses down to there, and skirts up to there, the stupid women of today feel they must dress the same way to be competitive with other women vying for a man's eye and be “up” with fashion. Stupid women, using their bodies instead of their brains...have no sense of self-worth, or a sense of decency. Consequently, they deserve what they get. The one real damaging factor is what this mind set is doing to female teenagers.....unless they have concerned parents who guide their children and make sure that they dress appropriately..with mom being an example of how a woman should dress... So, moms of today, how are you dealing with your female teens on how to dress?

[Darksheare]

[Salamander]

I blame your coffee.

[Salamander]

LOL

[Salamander]

I wear lace...and I...wear...black leather.

[Darksheare]

Probably a good bet.

[kearnyirish2]

I don’t think they are reacting to Hollywood so much as the office sluts who work less hours (doing no work at all) for better pay.

The problem is that once they view themselves as nothing more than toys, then the natural process of aging becomes that much more traumatic. I see it with women at work, and while I detest them (for their horrible personalities), I genuinely pity them for the pointless lives they know they lead.

[itssme]

Good for you...at least you’re not going around naked.

[Salamander]

“Desperado” by Alice Cooper.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaK2Cvh0IYA

Inside joke.

:)

[1010RD]

So mom’s are so morally devoid that they?:

1. go out and get drunk with their kids; and

2. have sex with boys their children’s ages

[1010RD]

Liberalism from grade K through graduate school.

[Mr. Jeeves]

I have no clue why women are going as crazy as they are these days.

1) Antidepressants.

2) Birth control pills.

3) Popular culture.

It's a horribly toxic mix for the female brain.