I doubt most Republicans could neither.
Everybody in my family can. I made sure of that.
But they can tell you, without shame, of their exploits in eating, drinking, drugging, copulating, evacuating their bowels, snoring and attending “The Games” and getting tickets to the latest “Rock Festival.” How “awesome,” and “cool” all their activities are.
You might like this good bit on voter intelligence and some other things:
http://www.nbc.com/late-night-with-seth-meyers/video/michael-che-standup/2752899
h/t Vince Ferrer
http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/3141953/posts