Dear Muslim,
Visit a local Ace Hardware store.
Ask for a #3 machine screw, and one for all your friends.
Ask for a Phillips head screwdriver, a short one will do, in the good old blue and red plastic.
Then, back at your place, gather eveyone in a circle ....
Install said machine screw, with said Phillips screwdriver, in any chosen orifice of the person in front of you in the circle!!!
Have a nice day.
“Ask for a #3 machine screw, and one for all your friends.”
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