To: equalator
Go stand out in the middle of a flat open field during an electrical storm and hold a metal pole over your head, you’ll control lighting too.
12 posted on
04/03/2014 7:34:02 PM PDT by
bigbob
(The best way to get a bad law repealed is to enforce it strictly. Abraham Lincoln)
To: bigbob
Unless you are carrying a 6-iron. Because even lightning can't hit a 6-iron.
/johnny
To: bigbob
If that lightning followed the plasma field left by the laser, wouldn’t that direct the lightning to the laser ?
35 posted on
04/03/2014 8:37:49 PM PDT by
UCANSEE2
(Lost my tagline on Flight MH370. Sorry for the inconvenience.)
To: bigbob
Unless it’s a sand wedge. Even God can’t hit a wedge.
There was a young fellow named Cass,
With testicles made out out of brass.
..They tickled together
..And played ‘Stormy Weather’
And lightning shot out of the laser mounted on his head.
36 posted on
04/03/2014 8:40:20 PM PDT by
tumblindice
(Are all Democrats inveterate, habitual liars?)
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