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To: Slump Tester

Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! ‘Win with Winnie!’ Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten!

Hitler - there was a painter! He count paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats! Churchill. He couldn’t even say ‘Nazi’. He would say ‘Noooo-zeeehz, Nooooooooooooo-zeeehz!’ It wasn’t Noses! It was Nazis! Churchill!...

Let me tell you this! And you’re hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!


15 posted on 03/27/2014 7:49:57 PM PDT by dfwgator
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To: dfwgator

Calm down. I believe you.


19 posted on 03/27/2014 8:01:16 PM PDT by Karl Spooner
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To: dfwgator

Well, let’s call him up and have a party!


29 posted on 03/27/2014 8:16:43 PM PDT by Captain Jack Aubrey (There's not a moment to lose.)
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To: dfwgator

are you on the roof again with those damn boids?!


34 posted on 03/27/2014 8:38:28 PM PDT by dontreadthis
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To: dfwgator

Re; #15: Is that from the “Producers”?


42 posted on 03/28/2014 12:54:47 AM PDT by fella ("As it was before Noah so shall it be again,")
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