Hitler - He only had one ball...
No, his doctor Theo Morel (a real quack) examined him and he said everything he was ‘’issued’’.
Such filthy lies! They told lies! But nobody ever said a bad word about Winston Churchill, did they? No! ‘Win with Winnie!’ Churchill! With his cigars. With his brandy. And his rotten painting, rotten!
Hitler - there was a painter! He count paint an entire apartment in one afternoon! Two Coats! Churchill. He couldn’t even say ‘Nazi’. He would say ‘Noooo-zeeehz, Nooooooooooooo-zeeehz!’ It wasn’t Noses! It was Nazis! Churchill!...
Let me tell you this! And you’re hearing this straight from the horse. Hitler was better looking than Churchill. He was a better dresser than Churchill. He had more hair! He told funnier jokes! And he could dance the pants off of Churchill!...Churchill!
At least Hitler had one ball ... Nobama has none!
Goering...had two but they were small...
When I was a very small child in the fifties and early sixties, there was a very popular little ditty concerning Hitler and Mussolini that was often repeated on the playgrounds but can’t be repeated here due to sensitive eyes.