Rush Limbaugh Show, Mon-Fri, 12noon-3pm EST, WOR-AM, Tuesday, March 25th, 2014.

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[Carriage Hill]

AND NOW... amidst billowing clouds of fragrant, aromatic first- and second-hand premium cigar smoke... it is

time for... that harmless, lovable little fuzz ball, the highly-trained broadcast specialist, having more fun

than a human being should be allowed to have, from behind the golden EIB microphone, firmly ensconced in the

prestigious Attila-The-Hun chair at the Limbaugh Institute of Advanced Conservative Studies, serving humanity

simply by showing up, and he’s not retiring until every American agrees with him - do NOT doubt him - with

shrieks of joy at the mere mention of his name (that’s Rush, for those in Rio Linda),the Mandarin of Talk

Radio, with talent on loan from G-d, at the cutting-edge of societal evolution, with half his brain tied behind

his back — just to make it fair, the all-knowing, all-caring, all-sensing, all-feeling, all-concerned Maha-

Rushie! America’s anchorman, truth detector, and doctor of democracy. A real man, a living legend, a way of

life. Commander-in-Chief of U.S. Operation Chaos. Chief Waga-Waga El Rushbo of the El Conservo Tribe. Chief of

the Patriotism Police. Leader of the Conservative Movement. A Weapon of Mass Instruction. El Rushbo (a little

Spanish lingo, there). He is the man who is running America (you know it and I know it). He knows the Democrats

like every square inch of his glorious naked body. He is ready to do what he was born to do — host. Get ready

to what you were born to do — listen. And post your comments on the Rush Limbaugh LIVE Radio Thread.

[CSM]

“We won’t recover from this past 8 years of hell.”

I agree and that is precisely why the Framers gave us the 2nd.

[Carriage Hill]

If they’re hungry, they’ll eat the bumper off your car or truck.

[Carriage Hill]

Agreed, and we have been “fundamentally transformed” for much the worse. And with 2+ years to go, it’s going to get even worse. I’ve never seen such pervasive pessimism, depression and gov’t-dependence in America before, in my 64yrs. Always the eternal optimist, I now find myself being affected by what I see and hear. And I see no RR on the Nation’s political and social horizon.