Heavy rains mean less water in the ocean? Where is that rain falling? Is the surface of the planet more water than land? Yeah, I thought so.
And I thought that most of the water that fell on the land eventually made its way back to the ocean. Silly me.
And most of the water that fell landed in the ocean to begin with. Pretty soon they will tell us that aliens are secretly stealing the missing heat, but higher taxes can fix that too.