Posted on 03/15/2014 2:50:34 PM PDT by Baynative
LOS ANGELES (CBSLA.com) — A model has filed suit against Playboy Enterprises and a co-host of the Playboy Morning Show (simulcast on radio and cable TV) for allegedly striking her in the buttocks with a golf club.
Elizabeth Dickson filed the complaint in Los Angeles Superior Court, alleging battery and negligence. According to TMZ, she is suing for $500K plus punitive damages.
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One hot chick.
I’d take a whack at a birdie.....
(The words keeping forming in muh mind.....I swear...”)
I think replacing the divit would be much harder than normal.
The average American woman is 5’4” and a size 14.
She is most definitely not a 9 or 10 but still a 7 maybe an 8.
thats a long line
Captain Obvious.
I am probably a little too tough on her but still she is disappointing.
A man was addressing the ball when an announcement came over the loud-speaker: “Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies’ tee box.
“The man backs away, a little distracted, then approaches his ball again. As he does, the same announcement comes over the loud-speaker: “Will the gentleman on hole number one please not hit from the Ladies’ tee box.
“The man is getting irritated now, and after backing away from his shot - approaches his ball one more time. This time the announcement came: “We really need the gentleman on hole number one to move off of the Ladies’ tee box!”
To which the man turns around and yells: “And I really need the announcer to shut up and let me play my second shot!”
It seems that in the world of computers when ever a change for the better is made, it comes out worse. (Windows 8 anyone?)
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.
Mud Ball.
LOL!
Yikes! That must have hurt. I’ll bet she didn’t take that lying down.
Guilty by reason of tattoo.
No concentration at all.
Is there a Ping ping?
Not up not in. I say gap wedge.
Hahahah!!!!!!!
Klein contributed substantially to the injury, both by voluntarily participating in a stunt where half the appeal came from this obvious risk and by distracting a golfer who presumably had never practiced hitting from an elevated tee. I consider the lawsuit frivolous, although I would be happy to listen to her in person.
Guy is teaching his wife to golf. Each time he tries to tee off she walks out in front of him. He tells her not to do that, and she does again. He figures, I’ll just have to show by example. He tees off and hits her in the back of the head knocking her out cold.
In the emergency room the doctor comes out to the waiting room to talk with the husband. “Mr. Smith?”
“Yes. Is my wife alright?”
“Yes, she’ll be fine, but I have a couple questions.”
‘
“I figured you would, Doc.”
“Your wife had the word Titlest spelled backwards engraved on the back of her skull.”
“Yes, I know, Doc, that was my golf ball.”
“That’s what we figured, but there was a Titlest golf ball wedged in her sigmoid colon.”
“Yeah, that was my Mulligan.”
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