Good riddance to ‘im!
To: The poster self-identifying as Aqua Buddhist.
Subject: ButtHurt Form.
Dear: Mr./Mrs./Ms./Homosexual/Metrosexual/Bisexual/Lesbian/Transgender/Transsexual/Agender/Non-gender/Bi-gender/Third-gender/Genderfluid/Trans-man/Trans-woman/Cross-Dresser/It Aqua Buddhist
Please fill out and submit this ButtHurt Form as a permanent record of your feeling about why you got Zotted from the Premier Conservative Forum on the Internet.
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