[cloudmountain]

HILLARY is where it’s at.

"it's" is the perfect word. IT describes her perfectly.

WHAT a horrible thought: ANOTHER Clinton in the oval office. HE was a national disgrace. She's HORRIBLE and it would be HORRIBLE to elect her. I shudder at the thought.

It's really up to the GOP to come up with someone better than a Mormon.

[Elsie]

It's really up to the GOP to come up with someone better than a Mormon.

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If you have cable TV, there won’t be much on to watch.

 

 

 

 

If there isn’t much on to watch, you will answer your door whenever someone rings.

 

 

 

 

If you open your door, you will see mormons.

 

 

 

 

If you talk to mormons, they will trick you into “praying about whether something is true”.

 

 

 

 

If you rely on your feelings, you may become a mormon.

 

 

 

 

If you become a mormon, you will have to wear magic underwear!

 

 

 

 

If you wear magic underwear, people will immediately label you as a cultist.

DON’T be a cultist!
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