This kind of behavior used to be good for a but kicking.
At least.
I never had active ink wells, so I don't know about puttin' the pigtails of the girl in front of you IN them ... but Nancy Smith hated Fluffernutters and loved PBJ's and that's all I ever had so ... we traded ... and became good .... I mean GOOD ... friends .... in the first grade.
What was the name of that book ... "Everything I Needed To Know I Learned In Kindergarten" ?