[dennisw]

LSD? I doubt this can be tested for so quickly.

[2ndDivisionVet]

I sure hope that we don’t find out it was the anti-Wal-Mart unions who did this to replicate the old Tylenol scare. I’m sure it’ll turn out to be a “lone gunman” as it were.

[Ray76]

I hope the baby is unharmed.

[Berlin_Freeper]

Tracheal intubation

[Greetings_Puny_Humans]

That does explain why my hamburger started screaming as I bit into it.

[A CA Guy]

Someone spiked it to cause problems for WalMart.

[latina4dubya]

At this point, police say it is not clear if a crime has occurred.

in what scenario would LSD-laced bottom round steak be legal?

[Norm Lenhart]

Coming soon...a new trend involving steak/eyeball related injuries and a new cut of Beef called “LD50”..

[dagogo redux]

Really hard to get good stuff for decades now. 350 mcg of “Purple Owsley” would make one hell of a steak.

[Squawk 8888]

I didn’t know you could buy LSD at Walmart.

[GladesGuru]

EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Tampa Hippy Vegans Convert To Bottom Round Steak Diet!

[Retired Chemist]

Fox 13, Tampa reported that the investigation includes whether the meat was tampered with after purchase.

[spodefly]

Trippy.

[Walkingfeather]

How long till we see the headline....” Family that ingested meat tainted with LSD indicted on fraud charges...”

[sport]

I still maintain that the family put the LSD in/on the meat. For any number of reasons, not the least that I have never known a doper to just to throw their stuff into the wind as this was done[figuratively].

[a fool in paradise]

The psychedelic cow says "I am the god of hellfire and I bring you....AAAIIIIIIEEEEEEEEE!"