SECEDE and I love the idea of secession so much, after we succeed in secession, we're going to secede from each other. I can't share the Confederate States of America with some foreigner from big ol' Texas bullying us and telling the sovereign state of GEORGIA what to do! I ain't never lived there!
In fact, I've already drawn up plans to have my county secede from the Republic of Confederate Georgia (not to be confused with the other Republic of Georgia in eastern europe). That should work for a while, but eventually my hometown will have to secede from my county cuz I don't want any of them city slickers from Mason interfering with our God given rights in McDonough.
Hell, I think that damnyankee Peter Griffith from Family Guy is the ONLY one who got in right. I'm gonna form The God Fearin' Constitution Republic of Rayville, which will consist solely of my own 3-bedroom property!
In that Family Guy episode, Peter settled on the name “Petoria” for his “country” because the name “Peterland” already was taken by a gay strip club in Providence.